The Kind of the Rest – My New Novel


by - August 3rd, 2010


In my last post I wrote about a nightmarish scenario in which books we read are created automatically by a software algorithm. I’ve had time to think about it since then, and to use the wonderful TweetWriter, a promotional tool for the Melbourne Writers’ Festival. TweetWriter takes the body of writing that makes up your Twitter feed and creates a customised book based on your style of expressing yourself, which, as everyone knows, is usually at its finest in tweet form. Here’s my automagically customised back cover blurb:

When asked to described the real Joel Blacklock, Joel would often say “I am the walrus”, but 127 loyal fans will always know Joel best as the prolific writer who published over 1643 works, all written from Joel’s secluded playboy style mansion in Sydney, Australia.

In this astonishing latest work, ‘THE NAME OF THE KIND’, Blacklock’s writing is both mesmeric in tone and labrynthine in structure, and is surely destined to achieve the status of a contemporary classic.

Hear that? ‘Mesmeric in tone and labrynthine in structure’. One hundred and twenty seven fans can’t be wrong!

Let’s just say the software algorithm that will write a true bestseller is some time away. Quite aside from the fact that the back cover blurb is littered with errors and the title of the book is different on the front and back (I tend to think The Name of the Kind is better than The Kind of the Rest – thoughts?) I can’t imagine a single person would even pick this book up off the shelves.

Nonetheless, for the curious and the lazy, here are a few of Twitter’s finest minds at work.

The always adorable @stephenfry:

The redoubtable @johnbirmingham, erm I mean John Birmingha:

The terrifying @tara_moss:

What about our potential prime ministers? Here’s Red:

And the Mad Monk?

Check out your own book titles and link to them in the comments.

The Melbourne Writers’ Festival runs from 27 August to 5 September 2010.


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6 Responses to “The Kind of the Rest – My New Novel”

  1. Anne Says:

    First it was “The Always of the Blue Ribbon” and then
    “The Inheritance of the Like”. I’m quite happy with either actually, but I really wish it would stop changing and just stick with one.

  2. Anne Says:

    First it was “The Always of the Blue Ribbon” and then
    “The Inheritance of the Like”. I’m quite happy with either actually, but I really wish it would stop changing and just stick with one.

  3. BoxOfficeBowman Says:

    Well to be honest Joel, with that cover I would not pick it up…yes, I do judge books by their covers!

  4. Joel Blacklock Says:

    Don’t worry, I don’t blame you. I suspect my book would be gibberish anyway.

  5. BoxOfficeBowman Says:

    Well to be honest Joel, with that cover I would not pick it up…yes, I do judge books by their covers!

  6. Joel Blacklock Says:

    Don’t worry, I don’t blame you. I suspect my book would be gibberish anyway.